Category: Blog

Bad language is essential to the future of humanity
Curses! Swearing! Unexpurgated ejaculations of emotional outrage! All of this is required for speaking, writing and art expression as Ai sanitises us with its en-bland-ishments.

Line break bullshit
Banging a carriage return/line break between each sentence does not increase readability. To believe it does is lazy and is also a misreading of research, mostly by experts in digital accessibility who have done actual testing.

The Thought Leaders’ Never Ending Epic Poem
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Welcome to the never ending thought leaders poem. We interlace quotes drawn from real people posting about Ai and business practices in thee public domain every day and in all seriousness, with our own lines. Or do we?

The Ai’s Apprentice
Then it just accelerates the donkeywork, the creation process – like an electric screwdriver vs a manual one.”

The Vibe
All the people, the few who had been left behind – employed (whatever that means) – pressing the odd key, asking the occasional perfectly corralled question, they scattered like dust motes, like language.

This Ai training statement is irrational and wrong
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That’s obviously nonsense, I was not and am not force fed billions of pieces of data without my own experiences to relate those data to. For me, a human being, all love songs are not the same. All paintings of faces are not the same. All fight scenes are the same.

LLMs and Clowns
“You blithering buffoon, what you just said relies on psuedo-epistemological foundations laid down by an long line of inbred clown-princes stinking of fart-tainted self-referentiality. Get in your -small, red self-destructing car with the rest your fellow Punchinello gang and never darken this place again!”

I love a big old sexy paragraph
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I love a great big, glorious, hulking prose paragraph because it is a structure like Cologne Cathedral or The South Bank Centre in London, it should be crafted so that it can be explored, traversed, backtracked through and marvelled at as a new corridor or doorway — or an old one that you thought

Trite and Testy
“History remembers who acted” is a line of adolescent attack I’ve seen being used by Ai proponents, that is to say grown adults – predominantly men – to convince other people to buy their preferred tech and to use it for anything and everything.

Music to live by
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I think this says it all about the way the Global North is at the moment. The thing is that it was written in 1949.










