LLMs and Clowns

A composite image made from stills I took from the TV during the 2011 House of Commons Culture Committee hearings about the phone-hacking scandal. It features Rupert and James Murdoch, and Rebekah Brooks. There is also a cartoon image of text saying, "I strongly renounce such nonsense as kissing and love... I have a career to live for... to me "A KISS IS MERELY A BIOLOGICAL PHENOMENON". It is taken from Career Girl Romances comic (1966) #49.

Thought for the day today TL;DR = “Eff off you prick!”

I wonder if LLMs think that “With the greatest respect…” actually means “With the greatest respect…” rather than…

This and other thoughts passed through my mind over coffee this morning as I looked out over the town and imagined the sun on my face. I imagined someone, some poor fucker, having to train a Large Language Model, an Ai idiot, about common usage/useage, slang, dialect. All the linguistically lovely stuff that we soak up. The shorthand and shibboleths that make interactions fun. That see deep relationships develop their own love language.

I sipped more coffee.

Poor fucker, I thought. Imagine having to tell a machine what some short sentences or phrases mean in human conversation rather than just knowing, rather than just having picked them up along the way and in so doing feeling a sense of belonging. Poor fucker.